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On this site I'll include everything about Ryan Smith, my favorite
obsession..I mean..person...in the world. Yes, this is one of those creepy, fanatic, obsessive fan sites. DEAL
WITH IT. Thank you!
On this home page, I might include some information about how I originally became obsessed...if
you're lucky. That is..later, when I'm not half-asleep.
Thanks for taking a look at my site. Be sure to get in touch with your random thoughts
or ideas (If you send spam I kill joo!!). I'll be updating when I can, so you may have to wait for new info for a fortnight
or two.
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So...How I originally became obsessed..
..Let me state, just for reference that I have known who Ryan Smith is since
the 4th grade..so I mean, not like this obsession has any deep roots or anything ~sarcasm..really thick sarcasm~..but until
last year, when I was a sophomore, I had not spoken to Ryan Smith...
So my best friend and I were sitting in the auditorium early in October last
year. We were there to audition for the play. I really didn't want to audition, I neevr really liked being on
stage, but my best friend dragged me there with a bunch of other friends. I turned around and was watching people walk
in and sit down. Suddenly, who else should walk in, but Ryan Smith himself. I grabbed my friend's arm so hard
she yelped, and turned to see what had caught my attention like no other. She took one look and said "oh yeah..he's
in my theater class.." and I could not help but stare (stealthily of course..). So as the play went on, I came
to stalk..I mean..observe..Ryan Smith more and more..eventually using my best friend (who did not mind being used) to find
inexplicable reasons to randomly appear in their speech/theater class. Like one time my friend was trying to figure
out what to take for show and tell for speech class. And me, always trying to find ways to randomly appear places, said
"Take ME!" And she did. So I missed a whole 15 minutes of class so I could sit there and stare..but it was a pretty
awesome 15 minutes. I'd also be late to my class all the time because I'd spend all but thirty seconds of the
passing period inbetween classes in their theater/speech class.
Anyways...so we were both cast in the play. Very minor roles mind you (though
I got to shout on stage!)..but good enough. So for a month from auditions until the production nights, I was staying
after school almost everyday for rehearsal/secret stalking. As the days went by, I started compiling more info on Ryan
Smith, until I began to infiltrate the outer edge of his circle of friends, which was surprisingly easy. So by the time
the productions nights came around, I had learned the basics of Ryan Smith, which I had compilied and successfully been able
to express in a complex equation, but perhaps I shall share that some other time, as it is, like I said, complex. Anyways,
after having learned the basics (the do-s and the don't-s, as there are inevitably both in any situation) I slowly began stationing
myself in the presence of Ryan Smith more and more. Anyways..the rest is pretty small tedious details, which I shall
not bore you with..just yet that is. Muahaha.
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